Is this Maine’s absolute craziest Facebook marketplace listing?

Apparently you can find everything on Marktplaats.

I’ve seen a lot of strange things for sale on Facebook Marketplace over the years. Things ranging from roasted insects to train wheels. I’ve also seen underwear for sale. There have been boxes of 8-track cassette tapes. If you are patient and return regularly, you will probably find the object of your desire at some point.

And other times you see entries that are hilarious, but also make you wonder how real they are, or if there’s an ounce of seriousness to them. Such is the case with an entry I saw recently. It was unlike anything I had seen. For example, when was the last time you visited? Marketplace and found a horse destroyer? Because it is possible today.

All you have to do is take a short drive to East Waldoboro.

I assume it’s actually some kind of boiler furnace. Not that I really know much about that stuff, but it’s huge. But based on the description, it looks like you could burn an entire horse in it, as scary as that may sound. Then the actual verbal description doesn’t make it sound much more inviting.

Little used but very functional. Great conversation piece for the living room, also works as a cremation machine for your grandma when she passes away. Start your own lucrative home-based business today!

Uuuhhhh, what?! Again, I’ve seen some crazy stuff, but look at this thing!

I’m not judging if you want to spend $10,000 on this and do any of the above activities. Do you want to cremate things for money? Why not? Someone has to. But I have to say, if you’re cruising through Marketplace, a horse destroyer isn’t exactly at the top of the list of things I thought I’d find today. But still… Here we are…

Let’s cheer ourselves up with some bizarre animal facts. Always entertaining…